One and Done
Why does the state of Kentucky and every other state only require you to take your driving test one time? With all the accidents and deaths on our nation's highways every year you would think they would increase the testing just a little. I realize the thought is that most people should get better at driving as they get older but that simply isn't the case. I see more and more people on the roads everyday that should not be allowed to ride a bicycle let alone a motor vehicle that can travel down the road at well over 100mph. Just think of the revenue the states could generate by passing a law that requires citizens to take a driving test once every 10 years. Not only would they generate more money for their individual state but the amount of traffic violations, crashes and deaths would go down making our roadways a much safer place to travel on.
Lake Time
Tis the season for loading up the family and hitting the water for a nice day of sun and relaxation. For those of you that don't own boats or some sort of water craft you can still have an enjoyable time at the lake if you know where to go. For the most entertainment just head down to the ramp of any lake or river nearby and watch your fellow humans load and unload their boats. I promise you that you will have hours of laughter and you will eventually have to leave for fear of peeing your pants. I've seen people do things with boats and trailers that most definitely violate the user agreement set out in their warranties. I've seen just about everything from people completely sinking their boat while still attached to the trailer to watching a husband hook his wife in the shoulder with a crank bait. I believe my next business adventure will be teaching a class that educates people on how to back a trailer down a ramp without using both lanes and why you should load your boat before you get to the ramp. Nothing worse than watching someone take 20 minutes to get their boat to the water only to watch their family try and load the boat with coolers, pets, kids, etc., while still sitting on the ramp. The reason those people behind you are giving you dirty looks and calling you an idiot is because they didn't come to the water to watch you try and prove we came from monkeys.